Total Medals Earned: 152 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,830 Points
Medals Earned: 7/17 (85/385 points)
Jump out
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/180 points)
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Your ass got beat
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing